Laughs!
This country is great! It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, then get a first and second mortgage and still call yourself a "homeowner."
My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out that he'd still be there today if the Governor hadn't pardoned him!
I saw this the other day and I don't know who wrote it but I was tickled by it.....
Within two weeks of moving into a new house, the homeowner
had to call an electrician, a roofer and a carpenter. One
afternoon he returned early from work and saw a plumber's
truck in the driveway.
"Lord," he pleaded, looking skyward, "please let her be
having an affair."
The joy of selling a home:
When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning.
I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers.
I was surprised and impressed that my 15-year-old son's bed was perfectly made each day. Until that is, one night when I went into his room, I discovered his secret...
He was fast asleep on the floor in his sleeping bag!
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